DOMESTIC FREEZER / QUESTIONABLE CONTENTS$icecube

ICE CUBENOW WITH 100% MORE CUBE.

Ice Cube's face inside a literal block of ice, wearing a black LA cap
DO NOT MICROWAVE THE LORE.
FREEZER CONTROLSTANDBY

Keep him solid for 15 seconds.

Don't let him
drop a puddle.

Press Freeze to start. Tap again to restore the cold before the ice runs out.

100%A SILLY GAME. NO PRIZES. JUST ICE.
OWNER'S MANUAL

They said Ice Cube.
We followed instructions.

No metaphor. No hidden meaning. A man named Ice Cube is now an ice cube. The naming department has been promoted.

His rider says room temperature is unacceptable. His tour bus is a cooler. His biggest enemy is a mildly pleasant afternoon.

Keep refrigerated. If he starts dropping bars, check the ice tray.

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